Now I don't know about you, but in October I'm not really looking for pumpkin snowmen (or women due to the long "hair"). I'm thinking this person just doesn't want anyone to cross the bridge because if I saw those on my way somewhere, I'd probably turn and run the other way!
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Well, drat. I guess I'm kind of a loser. I saw some pumpkin snowmen (actually, they were decorative gourd snowmen) and I thought they were kinda cute. But the Cher hair? Yeah, that's gotta go.
Bridge-keeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridge-Keeper: What? I don't know... AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
in my neighborhood pumpkin snowmen would end up the same way other pumpkin do on Halloween night - solving the problem entirely... of course, the hair would still remain (and yes, that is by far the worst part)
Okay, I guess I am commiting crafting sin the, because if you took the creapy hair stuff off, I'd think they were kind of cute. Where I live, something similar (agian, no freaky hair) was popular at weddings last autumn.
Pumpkin snowmen. Snowgirls? Snowladies? Oh, I have it now - SnowHIPPIES. That's definitely hippie hair.
So glad I figured that out. I'll sleep way better tonight.
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