Honey, your rolls were just so darn good today I took one and had it bronzed. This wonderful treat can forever be remembered!
Monday, November 2, 2009
“Psstt… hey you over there?”
“Uh HA HA HA.. UH HA HA HA… YEAH?”
“How is it that we are supposed to be snowmen when the only resemblance to a snow man is the fact that we are white with orange noses??… I mean WHERE THE HECK IS THE REST OF MY BODY??? How is anyone supposed to know I’m a SNOWMAN!”
“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….Who knows! UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”
“ugh… I mean really? since when do snowmen have pink cheeks? WE ARE MADE OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”
“Thanks buddy, you’ve been super helpful”
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Pillows probably make up more bad crafts that just about any other category (excepting knitting. Go Knitting!), so it's not really a surprise that we've got another pillow for this blog. When you don't know what to make, make it into a pillow. In this case, it's all about the dog. Dog fabric, dog silhouette, wavy dog auras ... whatever you want! Just slap it on a pillow and you've got the perfect place to display your obvious love of the canine species. Though if you have pillows such as these in your home, you probably have a host of other dog, ah, crafts (that's the word I was looking for) all over as well.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Do you know what I like best about crafts? They don't have to make any sense at all! Take puke, for a random example. Sure you can't (or can you?) make a craft out of it, but you can make some pillows spelling out P-U-K-E, put a couple of smiley faces on it and BOOM! you've got a craft worth showing off.
The maker of this cuteness says and I quote "Giving the gift of PUKE is always a great present for that friend/loved one with a quirky sense of humor." Yes. When all else fails, give the gift of puke.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Ugh. I think I just threw up a little. Just give me a second to recover ....
Okay, so this isn't exactly a craft that you can make at home or anything, but it was too good (meaning bad) to pass up. And I'm not a fashionista by a long shot, but I have never seen anything like this before; ever! I don't care if they are the real thing, or if they are just made to look like it, it's sick. Very, very sick.
And just to give you a little food for thought ... what kind of dress would one wear with these? I'm guessing it wouldn't matter much because once anyone sees those shoes they'll forget everything else entirely!
Monday, March 2, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
It's still cold outside, and the snow is still falling outside my window. I continue my search for something... anything that will keep my neck warm. I have purchased hats, scarves, turtlenecks, but NOTHING is doing the trick!! Luckily I came across this and will be purchasing it from etsy in the very near future. Not only is it super warm... I kinda feel like it's looking at me.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Yes, I found these beads for SALE on etsy. I have no idea who would pay for these? I would totally cherish them if they were made by my child, but to actually go online... see them... and go... YES I have to have those! They would go perfect with my hot pink pants from 1984!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Since I haven't posted in a while, I decided last night I needed to go looking for more bad crafts. Etsy is just a treasure trove I tell you! Not two minutes into my search I find these little beauties. I was speaking with my blogging partner about them over IM, and it wasn't until she said that it looked like they were pooping garbage bags did I realize what they were! The title of it was grocery bag holders, but I thought it meant the giant carrot was supposed to hold your groceries! Shows you what I know. Just reminds me of So I Married An Ax Murderer... "Excuse me I believe I ordered the LARGE Corn on the Cob... HELLO!"
Monday, January 19, 2009
This reminds me of the nursery rhyme that goes "Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater; Had a wife and couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell; And there he kept her very well." She looks exactly as though she's been stuffed in a pumpkin shell. It must be the voluminous sweater that covers chest, waist, and thighs in it's massiveness and the horrid orange color. This thing is so huge that it even covers the pouch at her waist without an unsightly bulge! If you want to look as unfeminine at possible, this could be your chance.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
What do you get the serial killer that has everything? A wreath of dead bodies! This is still left over from the Christmas Decorations, but is just too good to pass up. This craft is just wayyyyy too creepy.
Image found at www.zieak.com with credit to Ryan McFarland. Submitted by Reader SLC.