Friday, October 31, 2008
And what better way to celebrate than with the craft that just goes too far. These ghosts are easy to make and easy to hang since they already come with strings. Need another hint? They aren't found in the seasonal Halloween department, try looking in the feminine hygiene aisle. Got it? Yeah, I think it's pretty gross too. Enjoy your Halloween! And thanks to Natalie for sending it in!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Reader Natalie W. (also the owner of Chicken Coop Crafts (ad on the left!)) submitted this page to us. It is an ugliest pillow contest! While I couldn't copy ALL of the wonderfully ugly pillows, I did pick my absolute favorite. First is the hideously large mushrooms. Now if that wasn't enough there are the HUGE yarn balls on the four corners. I fear the room that this pillow is supposed to go with! Someone MUST have been high when creating this!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
What's worse than an ugly Christmas sweater? A Halloween one! Why would one think to do the background in lime green? Was there a sale on green or is it that black might not show off the dangling feet of the pumpkins, which are, of course, the best thing about it. Watch out librarians and grade school teachers .... there's another holiday to celebrate with an ugly sweater! If you see any of these tragedies, please send us pictures!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Hide the kiddos today....I thought I'd continue the condom crafts with this little gem sent in by Cindy A. I know that when my husband and I get into a fight, I would just love a bouquet of these instead of beautiful red roses. This is just sooo much better, right?? At least they attempted to hide the tip, right? In the immortal words of Joey Tribiani... "EW! EW EW EW!"
Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Again, we go just a little bit too far in our efforts to go "green". Every time you pick up your kids they will start craving Caprisun, and wonder why you are holding out on them (since you clearly have plenty to share). Next time I'm taking a drink I'll have to think to myself ... but will this make a good bag?
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
A new low has been reached in electronic gear. The one thing I'm worried about is where do the headphones plug in? Please don't tell me in the back! The other thing that I don't GET about this little gem is why does it have green legs? Really? could you not make the whole thing white? Or at least somewhat resembling an actual animal instead of some animal that has been running through green paint recently (or worse has had a horrible injury that has left him with gangrene)
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Who knows what terrible accident this stuffed dog? has endured. It was tragic though for sure. What I don't get about this animal is, again, the market? Who in their right mind would give this to a child? Here is the scenario I picture...What happened to fluffy Mommy?... Here honey, this is an image of what has happened to your dog. I'm sorry. Poor child will be scarred for life.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
OK, I'm sorry, I had to do it. I know many of you actually love this look, but I totally hate it. Not the baby of course. The baby is super duper cute! It's the monstrosity sitting atop the baby's head. It is almost the entire size of the baby's face! I can think of better ways to prove that my child is a girl, and I'm not that creative, than a giant flower getting ready to eat her face. Again, I'm sorry for those that love this, I've been silent about it for way too long! I must speak out against babies with giant flowers attached to their heads!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
I'm a very techy person. I know computer components very well. This is WAY too far. Again with people trying to clothe things that do not need clothing! I would be willing to say this one even goes a little too far simply because the cooler you keep computer parts the better they will work over time. You don't want to WARM them up!! Plus.... it's really ugly. :)
Monday, October 13, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Now I don't know about you, but in October I'm not really looking for pumpkin snowmen (or women due to the long "hair"). I'm thinking this person just doesn't want anyone to cross the bridge because if I saw those on my way somewhere, I'd probably turn and run the other way!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
These handy earrings can get you through your down time between smokes. If you get REALLY desperate, I'm sure you could just light one up instead. Then you'd have to make your earrings all over again though, so watch out. Really though? REALLY?? Cigarette earrings? The world really has lost it.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
The main thing that frightens me about this "cell phone" is that I would seriously cut myself while trying to answer/talk on the phone. I'm not only a craft klutz, I'm a real honest to goodness fully qualified klutz. People would start thinking I got a cat from all the scratches that would end up on my face as a result of talking on this "phone" Really the only thing left to say about this particular craft is... enough is enough! Put the glue DOWN!
Friday, October 3, 2008
Choosing just one title for this was difficult. I had a lot of ideas. Like "Needles gone wild" or "'G' rated pear." Or "'G' rated or G-string?" What do you think of "Pear porn" or "End pear nakedness!"
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Reader Jamie submitted today's craft! This is one thing I was really looking forward to on this blog, someone who tried to copy the picture of something and had it turn out horribly horribly wrong. This is the corn husk doll disaster of 2007. She says that her's turned out like voodoo dolls, and I couldn't agree more! They are straight out of the Blair Witch Project. So thank you Jamie for being as completely uncrafty as I am! A for effort!