Yes, I found these beads for SALE on etsy. I have no idea who would pay for these? I would totally cherish them if they were made by my child, but to actually go online... see them... and go... YES I have to have those! They would go perfect with my hot pink pants from 1984!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Since I haven't posted in a while, I decided last night I needed to go looking for more bad crafts. Etsy is just a treasure trove I tell you! Not two minutes into my search I find these little beauties. I was speaking with my blogging partner about them over IM, and it wasn't until she said that it looked like they were pooping garbage bags did I realize what they were! The title of it was grocery bag holders, but I thought it meant the giant carrot was supposed to hold your groceries! Shows you what I know. Just reminds me of So I Married An Ax Murderer... "Excuse me I believe I ordered the LARGE Corn on the Cob... HELLO!"
Monday, January 19, 2009
This reminds me of the nursery rhyme that goes "Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater; Had a wife and couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell; And there he kept her very well." She looks exactly as though she's been stuffed in a pumpkin shell. It must be the voluminous sweater that covers chest, waist, and thighs in it's massiveness and the horrid orange color. This thing is so huge that it even covers the pouch at her waist without an unsightly bulge! If you want to look as unfeminine at possible, this could be your chance.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
What do you get the serial killer that has everything? A wreath of dead bodies! This is still left over from the Christmas Decorations, but is just too good to pass up. This craft is just wayyyyy too creepy.
Image found at www.zieak.com with credit to Ryan McFarland. Submitted by Reader SLC.