Sunday, June 13, 2010

Kinda Defeats the Purpose

Now this may fall under the "if a tree falls in the forest" category...
If glasses have no way of actually seeing through them, can they really be called glasses?
That's what I thought.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

What Are They Smoking?

I really have no idea what kind of decorations this could possibly be for? Perhaps an Alice in Wonderland themed home? Whatever the purpose, I think I'd like to have what they're having...

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Summertime is Here

Continuing with our food themed earings, we present the ice cream sandwich! Perfect for the creepy ice cream man carreening down the street with that super annoying music playing!

Monday, June 7, 2010

Best Ballet Slippers EVER!

There's nothing I like finding more than some really great crochet! I could never imagine wearing these EVER. MAYBE I could deal with the shoe part, but the bow is what seriously puts it over the top!
Nothing says my parents can't afford real shoes like crochet'd ones!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Did Jared Get His Ears Pierced?

Because if so, I've got the perfect earings for him! Someone THAT obsessed with Subway sandwiches needs to flaunt it ya know!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Remember those tuxedo shirts so you could pretend that you are wearing a shirt when it's really just a bib. Welcome to the year 2010! Where bibs aren't just for babies anymore. Avoid those embarrassing spills with your own handy bib!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

I'm sorry, I know that I have no fashion sense... but I would NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER allow my son to be seen in something like this... from the horribly busy pattern to the "non-overalls" to the collar... this outfit just screams "My parents hate me"

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Argghhh Matey!

Hey baby, X marks the spot you know!

Monday, May 31, 2010

Orphan Annie Ain't Got Nothing On This

Many things on this website have left me quite speechless. I really almost have nothing to say about this, other than who could POSSIBLY be the market for this?
The flower is actually very nice. I would totally buy that necklace. Then you've gotta go put some sort of severed barbie head inside a soda bottle cap? Yep, totally makes the necklace sooo much better!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Hat

Now I'm not sure what concerns me the most.... the strange mirror circles, the fact that the hat is made of GREEN Corduroy or the not quite matching colors. Oh, and don't even get me started on the shape.... just ummm... no.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Get a Handle On It

According to the discription this is a "drawer pull" so like the handles to your drawers. I just want to know what the heck kind of kitchen decor you have for this to not clash with it? Cause really, I'm curious what that kitchen looks like.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Coat Hanger for the Nursery

We continue our strange things that are mounted series... whaaaa??? Really??? I know we feature bad crafts, and there have been some doozies throughout our time here, but ... whaaaa??? Really????
Hey Timmy, ask for a snack one more time and you'll end up like your brother!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Look Out Thumper!

One day long ago my sister-in-law walked into my sister's in-law's house and just about had a heart attack with all the dead stuffed animals mounted on the wall. She is a vegetarian, and a HUGE animal lover. Well, I know the PERFECT gift to give her now!
"But Annie... it's not a REAL bunnies head mounted to the wall!"
One day Trevor had enough with the squeaky toy, and felt it needed to die. Now it is on the wall as a warning to all other squeak toys, be loud and YOU'RE NEXT!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Just What Every Mompreneur Needs!

These little business card cozies are just what EVERY working mother needs! I'm totally bringing one to BlogHer this year so everyone can see, that not only am I a super savvy working mom... I'm also 82 years old.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

If You're Going to Spew, Spew Into This

Weeeerrrreeeee BAAAACCCCKKKKK.... and better than ever, with a renewed sense of blogging fun! It only took, me about two seconds to find this little gem. It makes me think of a homemade Mother's Day gift gone horribly horribly wrong, but no, it's for sale! You too can buy your way into your Mother's heart. Who has time to put thought into these presents now-a-days anyway.