Thursday, September 25, 2008

Shark around your neck


I imagine that this woman gets many comments on her choice of jewelry, but I don't think that they are compliments. It's wrong for so many reasons. First, the shark is from a Lego set. Yeah, Legos. I don't normally browse through the toy section to find pieces for jewelry. Secondly, that's a plastic Snickers bars. Granted the craft would be much uglier if the candy were real, but why wear plastic candy, especially one with such a large label? Thirdly, those two horrible reasons are combined into one craft! And I have other questions ... why would a shark, plastic or otherwise, eat a candy bar? Why is the candy bar nearly as big as the shark? Just how low does her shirt need to be to showcase this cool necklace? And does that make this necklace more sexy?

6 comments:

T said...

I should stop right now before I reveal too much about myself - But... here goes: I actually (back in the alternative music high school days) used to have an earring made from a Lego Shark... it looked like it was eating my earlobe... I also had some made from Barbie Hats... so the toy section CAN be wonderful for jewelry - as long as you're 15 still!

Good thing we all grow up!

Keeping it sane said...

And, my Christmas craft list grows. Where do you suppose I find fake candy bars?

nevadanista said...

Is that original land shark?

That made me laugh t.

Ashley said...

bwahhhhhhh! Land Shark!!
I thought I was the last one left that loved that sketch.

Sarah said...

Candy Gram!

Becky said...

If you're sporting one of these oh-so chic necklaces, it probably doesn't matter how low your shirt is. You could go topless and people wouldn't be able to pry their eyes off this monstrosity.