Now if this was a little dress for a wee little girl it really wouldn't be that bad... but this dress is for soap. I don't know about you, but I think my soap is just soap. It does not need to be dressed. It has nothing to cover up. Most people have soap, it's not like you are hiding the fact that you ... GASP .... OWN SOAP! So I say, "put down the crochet needles, you've gone a little too far"