Orphan Annie Ain't Got Nothing On This

Many things on this website have left me quite speechless. I really almost have nothing to say about this, other than who could POSSIBLY be the market for this?

The flower is actually very nice. I would totally buy that necklace. Then you've gotta go put some sort of severed barbie head inside a soda bottle cap? Yep, totally makes the necklace sooo much better!

The Hat

Now I'm not sure what concerns me the most.... the strange mirror circles, the fact that the hat is made of GREEN Corduroy or the not quite matching colors. Oh, and don't even get me started on the shape.... just ummm... no.

Get a Handle On It

According to the discription this is a "drawer pull" so like the handles to your drawers. I just want to know what the heck kind of kitchen decor you have for this to not clash with it? Cause really, I'm curious what that kitchen looks like.

Coat Hanger for the Nursery

We continue our strange things that are mounted series... whaaaa??? Really??? I know we feature bad crafts, and there have been some doozies throughout our time here, but ... whaaaa??? Really????

Hey Timmy, ask for a snack one more time and you'll end up like your brother!

Look Out Thumper!

One day long ago my sister-in-law walked into my sister's in-law's house and just about had a heart attack with all the dead stuffed animals mounted on the wall. She is a vegetarian, and a HUGE animal lover. Well, I know the PERFECT gift to give her now!

"But Annie... it's not a REAL bunnies head mounted to the wall!"

One day Trevor had enough with the squeaky toy, and felt it needed to die. Now it is on the wall as a warning to all other squeak toys, be loud and YOU'RE NEXT!

Just What Every Mompreneur Needs!

These little business card cozies are just what EVERY working mother needs! I'm totally bringing one to BlogHer this year so everyone can see, that not only am I a super savvy working mom... I'm also 82 years old.

If You're Going to Spew, Spew Into This

Weeeerrrreeeee BAAAACCCCKKKKK.... and better than ever, with a renewed sense of blogging fun! It only took, me about two seconds to find this little gem. It makes me think of a homemade Mother's Day gift gone horribly horribly wrong, but no, it's for sale! You too can buy your way into your Mother's heart. Who has time to put thought into these presents now-a-days anyway.