Kinda Defeats the Purpose

Now this may fall under the "if a tree falls in the forest" category...

If glasses have no way of actually seeing through them, can they really be called glasses?

That's what I thought.

What Are They Smoking?

I really have no idea what kind of decorations this could possibly be for? Perhaps an Alice in Wonderland themed home? Whatever the purpose, I think I'd like to have what they're having...

Summertime is Here

Continuing with our food themed earings, we present the ice cream sandwich! Perfect for the creepy ice cream man carreening down the street with that super annoying music playing!

Best Ballet Slippers EVER!

There's nothing I like finding more than some really great crochet! I could never imagine wearing these EVER. MAYBE I could deal with the shoe part, but the bow is what seriously puts it over the top!

Nothing says my parents can't afford real shoes like crochet'd ones!

Did Jared Get His Ears Pierced?

Because if so, I've got the perfect earings for him! Someone THAT obsessed with Subway sandwiches needs to flaunt it ya know!

Remember those tuxedo shirts so you could pretend that you are wearing a shirt when it's really just a bib. Welcome to the year 2010! Where bibs aren't just for babies anymore. Avoid those embarrassing spills with your own handy bib!

I'm sorry, I know that I have no fashion sense... but I would NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER allow my son to be seen in something like this... from the horribly busy pattern to the "non-overalls" to the collar... this outfit just screams "My parents hate me"

Argghhh Matey!

Hey baby, X marks the spot you know!