Coat Hanger for the Nursery

We continue our strange things that are mounted series... whaaaa??? Really??? I know we feature bad crafts, and there have been some doozies throughout our time here, but ... whaaaa??? Really????

Hey Timmy, ask for a snack one more time and you'll end up like your brother!

Look Out Thumper!

One day long ago my sister-in-law walked into my sister's in-law's house and just about had a heart attack with all the dead stuffed animals mounted on the wall. She is a vegetarian, and a HUGE animal lover. Well, I know the PERFECT gift to give her now!

"But Annie... it's not a REAL bunnies head mounted to the wall!"

One day Trevor had enough with the squeaky toy, and felt it needed to die. Now it is on the wall as a warning to all other squeak toys, be loud and YOU'RE NEXT!

Just What Every Mompreneur Needs!

These little business card cozies are just what EVERY working mother needs! I'm totally bringing one to BlogHer this year so everyone can see, that not only am I a super savvy working mom... I'm also 82 years old.

If You're Going to Spew, Spew Into This

Weeeerrrreeeee BAAAACCCCKKKKK.... and better than ever, with a renewed sense of blogging fun! It only took, me about two seconds to find this little gem. It makes me think of a homemade Mother's Day gift gone horribly horribly wrong, but no, it's for sale! You too can buy your way into your Mother's heart. Who has time to put thought into these presents now-a-days anyway.

The Bronzed Cinnamon Roll!

 

Honey, your rolls were just so darn good today I took one and had it bronzed.  This wonderful treat can forever be remembered! 

Frosty the Crazy Ornament, Was a Jolly Happy Soul

“Psstt… hey you over there?”

“Uh HA HA HA.. UH HA HA HA… YEAH?”

“How is it that we are supposed to be snowmen when the only resemblance to a snow man is the fact that we are white with orange noses??… I mean WHERE THE HECK IS THE REST OF MY BODY???  How is anyone supposed to know I’m a SNOWMAN!”

“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….Who knows!  UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“ugh… I mean really?  since when do snowmen have pink cheeks?  WE ARE MADE OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“Thanks buddy, you’ve been super helpful”

Contestant for ugliest hat

So many ways to make fun of this craft--Princess Leia's hairstyle gone wild, a pillow tied to a baby's head, baby hammerhead shark ... I just don't know which one to go with. And do the rest of you see a little doo-hickey, mabobby at the top of the hat? What is up with that? Trying to make it more like an alien instead of a monster? The poor kid, he doesn't even know what's tied to his head or he wouldn't be looking so complacent.

Thanks to Shaylah D. for having enough sense to send this into us!