Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Bronzed Cinnamon Roll!

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Honey, your rolls were just so darn good today I took one and had it bronzed.  This wonderful treat can forever be remembered! 

Monday, November 2, 2009

Frosty the Crazy Ornament, Was a Jolly Happy Soul

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“Psstt… hey you over there?”

“Uh HA HA HA.. UH HA HA HA… YEAH?”

“How is it that we are supposed to be snowmen when the only resemblance to a snow man is the fact that we are white with orange noses??… I mean WHERE THE HECK IS THE REST OF MY BODY???  How is anyone supposed to know I’m a SNOWMAN!”

“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….Who knows!  UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“ugh… I mean really?  since when do snowmen have pink cheeks?  WE ARE MADE OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“Thanks buddy, you’ve been super helpful”