Institutionalized Pen Holder

Good thing this pen holder has some extra padding.  I was nervous that it was going to harm itself, so luckily someone created a padded room for it.  The other horrible thing about this puffy monstrosity is the color scheme... some parts look like a pattern, and then there is a random pink puff thrown into the orange row, or a green puff in the blue row?  Not to mention the fact that the colors themselves are all sorts of wrong.  Everyone knows that orange doesn't go with red!  Yet, there they are right next to each other in all their clashing glory!

Ring around the collar

Closely examine the picture and fill in the blank.

This woman is wearing:
A) An Elizabethean collar (hoping to bring back the fashion?)
B) Clown collar (that would explain the hairstyle)
C) Dog cone (to prevent the biting of her stitches?)
D) Tutu (obviously misunderstanding where tutus are placed)
E) None of the above (you have a better explanation?)

Porcupine Plant

So, I've had this particular craft up my sleeve for a while now... I still can't quite figure out what it's supposed to be.  My best guess is a plant, but really why would you ever want this prickly beast in your home?  Do you hang your keys on it?  Do you admire it's porcupine-like quills?  It has NO PURPOSE, just to sit there in it's gold plated candy dish and look crazy. 

Building baby brains

Encourage brain growth for your babies! Listen to classical music while pregnant! Subject them to all sorts of arts while at a young age! But beware! In some rare instances you may get more brain growth than you really want.

Does It Come With a Little Fetus Too?

Please tell me this is for a science project?  Right?  The only problem is I don't remember ever having projects like this for science or for health.  So sadly this leads me to believe someone just wanted to make a uterus out of yarn.  The REALLY sad thing is that the ovaries are missing.  Couldn't you just make a couple little balls and attach them with a string?  Was it that hard to actually complete the project?  I mean, if you are going to make a uterus out of yarn you might as well go all the way, right?

Boobie bag

Hooray! A use for all those pretty, little bras I used to wear two kids ago. I can see a couple of good reasons to switch to a Boobie Bag. Adjustable straps. You've got a clutch and an over the shoulder bag and finally, you know exactly how much you can stuff in this bag (wink, wink).

Naked Soap

Now if this was a little dress for a wee little girl it really wouldn't be that bad... but this dress is for soap.  I don't know about you, but I think my soap is just soap.  It does not need to be dressed.  It has nothing to cover up.  Most people have soap, it's not like you are hiding the fact that you ... GASP .... OWN SOAP!  So I say, "put down the crochet needles, you've gone a little too far"