To top it off

These two crocheted beauties show you that not all ugly crafts are those that are quickly thrown together. A lot of time and yarn was put into these creations. The first looks as though she is in the process of morphing from the Abominable Snowman. And the second look to be some sort of magnet for striped birds. Or is it a carousel? I can't tell.

You Don't Want to Know

Really, I promise... YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!  Girls... I'll bet you can guess though!  I just am curious who in their right mind would wear this... let alone MAKE it!!  I mean really, there are just no words for this particular craft, except to cringe, and weep for the future.

Doggy bags

Never again will the words "doggy bag" bring to your mind the image of a clean, white box in which to hold leftovers. These doggy bags must be for the dog owner who can't bear to throw anything away, even if that something used to hold dog chow, as it plainly states on the front of the bag. I'm not exactly sure what sort of function one would take this bag to and I hope that I never have to see this sort of bag used to hold anything except dog food. But then as every dog has his day so we must expect every dog chow bag will have it's day too. Perhaps a few rhinestones to brighten it up a bit?

Hello, Mr. McDonald, You Are Missing Some Inventory

The only thing that comes to my mind when I look at these is Rainbow Chicken Nuggets with eyes.  Now I remember the whole "troll" phase with the creepy dolls with all the hair, but these poor little nuggets don't even have a full set of hair.  Just created and already having male pattern baldness.  Somehow they are all a little stoned too what with the dilated pupils and all.  They must have needed a little something to take their mind off of going bald so early in life.  Poor little nuggets.

Cat on a hat

What goes through my head when I see a craft like this is ... What are you going to do with this? Do you wear it? What exactly do you wear if you have a giant cat on your head? And then, because you don't want to wear it, you're going to hang it on the wall, right? You should, course. Right above the kitty litter box. Because really, he's the one that's really going to appreciate this work of art.

Eye Carumba!

Apparently these are pin cushions.  Because when I think of pin cushions I think of giant EYES!  Not that I didn't have eye issues before (because believe me I do, I can't even watch someone put contacts in!), but this is just compounding my eye issues to the nth degree.  I think it takes a special sort of person to want to use these, like a voodoo witch doctor of some sort!

Creepy Monkey

I don't care who you are, this particular craft has the power to give nightmares to parents AND children!  What in the world could the purpose of this be?  Why is it eating spaghetti?  Why creepy monkey do you exist, WHY?