Kinda Defeats the Purpose

Now this may fall under the "if a tree falls in the forest" category...

If glasses have no way of actually seeing through them, can they really be called glasses?

That's what I thought.

What Are They Smoking?

I really have no idea what kind of decorations this could possibly be for? Perhaps an Alice in Wonderland themed home? Whatever the purpose, I think I'd like to have what they're having...

Summertime is Here

Continuing with our food themed earings, we present the ice cream sandwich! Perfect for the creepy ice cream man carreening down the street with that super annoying music playing!

Best Ballet Slippers EVER!

There's nothing I like finding more than some really great crochet! I could never imagine wearing these EVER. MAYBE I could deal with the shoe part, but the bow is what seriously puts it over the top!

Nothing says my parents can't afford real shoes like crochet'd ones!

Did Jared Get His Ears Pierced?

Because if so, I've got the perfect earings for him! Someone THAT obsessed with Subway sandwiches needs to flaunt it ya know!

Remember those tuxedo shirts so you could pretend that you are wearing a shirt when it's really just a bib. Welcome to the year 2010! Where bibs aren't just for babies anymore. Avoid those embarrassing spills with your own handy bib!

I'm sorry, I know that I have no fashion sense... but I would NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER allow my son to be seen in something like this... from the horribly busy pattern to the "non-overalls" to the collar... this outfit just screams "My parents hate me"

Argghhh Matey!

Hey baby, X marks the spot you know!

Orphan Annie Ain't Got Nothing On This

Many things on this website have left me quite speechless. I really almost have nothing to say about this, other than who could POSSIBLY be the market for this?

The flower is actually very nice. I would totally buy that necklace. Then you've gotta go put some sort of severed barbie head inside a soda bottle cap? Yep, totally makes the necklace sooo much better!

The Hat

Now I'm not sure what concerns me the most.... the strange mirror circles, the fact that the hat is made of GREEN Corduroy or the not quite matching colors. Oh, and don't even get me started on the shape.... just ummm... no.

Get a Handle On It

According to the discription this is a "drawer pull" so like the handles to your drawers. I just want to know what the heck kind of kitchen decor you have for this to not clash with it? Cause really, I'm curious what that kitchen looks like.

Coat Hanger for the Nursery

We continue our strange things that are mounted series... whaaaa??? Really??? I know we feature bad crafts, and there have been some doozies throughout our time here, but ... whaaaa??? Really????

Hey Timmy, ask for a snack one more time and you'll end up like your brother!

Look Out Thumper!

One day long ago my sister-in-law walked into my sister's in-law's house and just about had a heart attack with all the dead stuffed animals mounted on the wall. She is a vegetarian, and a HUGE animal lover. Well, I know the PERFECT gift to give her now!

"But Annie... it's not a REAL bunnies head mounted to the wall!"

One day Trevor had enough with the squeaky toy, and felt it needed to die. Now it is on the wall as a warning to all other squeak toys, be loud and YOU'RE NEXT!

Just What Every Mompreneur Needs!

These little business card cozies are just what EVERY working mother needs! I'm totally bringing one to BlogHer this year so everyone can see, that not only am I a super savvy working mom... I'm also 82 years old.

If You're Going to Spew, Spew Into This

Weeeerrrreeeee BAAAACCCCKKKKK.... and better than ever, with a renewed sense of blogging fun! It only took, me about two seconds to find this little gem. It makes me think of a homemade Mother's Day gift gone horribly horribly wrong, but no, it's for sale! You too can buy your way into your Mother's heart. Who has time to put thought into these presents now-a-days anyway.

The Bronzed Cinnamon Roll!

 

Honey, your rolls were just so darn good today I took one and had it bronzed.  This wonderful treat can forever be remembered! 

Frosty the Crazy Ornament, Was a Jolly Happy Soul

“Psstt… hey you over there?”

“Uh HA HA HA.. UH HA HA HA… YEAH?”

“How is it that we are supposed to be snowmen when the only resemblance to a snow man is the fact that we are white with orange noses??… I mean WHERE THE HECK IS THE REST OF MY BODY???  How is anyone supposed to know I’m a SNOWMAN!”

“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….Who knows!  UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“ugh… I mean really?  since when do snowmen have pink cheeks?  WE ARE MADE OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Uh HA HA HA… Uh HA HA HA….UH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“Thanks buddy, you’ve been super helpful”

Contestant for ugliest hat

So many ways to make fun of this craft--Princess Leia's hairstyle gone wild, a pillow tied to a baby's head, baby hammerhead shark ... I just don't know which one to go with. And do the rest of you see a little doo-hickey, mabobby at the top of the hat? What is up with that? Trying to make it more like an alien instead of a monster? The poor kid, he doesn't even know what's tied to his head or he wouldn't be looking so complacent.

Thanks to Shaylah D. for having enough sense to send this into us!

For the dogs

Pillows probably make up more bad crafts that just about any other category (excepting knitting. Go Knitting!), so it's not really a surprise that we've got another pillow for this blog. When you don't know what to make, make it into a pillow. In this case, it's all about the dog. Dog fabric, dog silhouette, wavy dog auras ... whatever you want! Just slap it on a pillow and you've got the perfect place to display your obvious love of the canine species. Though if you have pillows such as these in your home, you probably have a host of other dog, ah, crafts (that's the word I was looking for) all over as well.

Pink Elephant Girl

I see this pink elephant girl and all that's going through my mind is the 'Pink elephant' song from Dumbo. I won't attempt to try and figure out why there is an orange elephant trunk on her face, or an owl on her body. It doesn't even phase me that she has sort of a monkey body and an 'x' in the place of both her hands. What's really wigging me out are her eyes. The eyes are super detailed and embroidered nicely and then someone just went and threw all this other stuff together and sewed it with obvious stitches that's really distracting.